How I got to be High Commander of the Internet and Why I am High Commander of the Internet and you are not.

Hi,

Welcome and thanks for visiting this page. My name is Don Smith, full name Donald George Smith. Some people call me Don and some people call me Donald; some people call me Don Smith and some Donald Smith. People do this because when I was born I had hair all over like a monkey and my parents named me Donald George Smith. Isn't it funny that somebody that was born looking like a monkey and sometimes acting like a monkey would grow up to be High Commander of the Net. That is my title High Commander of the Net; full title High Commander of the Internet.

You are probably saying to yourself, yea right who made this guy High Commander of the Internet. Well you see first I made my sister Diane High Commander of the Internet but she didn't really like it because the pay was bad so I made my niece Chelsea High Commander of the Internet and she thought it was kind of dumb to be High Commander of the Internet so I decided to do it myself and I made myself High Commander of the Internet.

You are probably wondering how was it that I became High Commander of the Internet, the exciting story of my rise to fame?

You see when I was young there was no internet so of course there was no High Commander of the Internet; in fact since there was no internet there was no need for a High Commander of the Internet. So when I was young I didn't dream of growing up to be High Commander of the Internet and nobody not even my parents or close friends had any idea that one day I would be High Commander of the Internet. So after there was an internet I looked and saw that there was no High Commander of the Internet and I said "whooooe," there is no High Commander of the Internet. Even Bill Gates or Steve Jobs weren't High Commander of the Internet, I guess they were to busy being the masters of money making. I thought to myself "hummm, I must be High Commander of the Internet. After all the Internet must have a High Commander otherwise people will run around willy nilly on the internet. So being the hero that I am I decided my self to be High Commander of the Internet so people would not run amuck on the internet. So you are now probably very glad that I am High Commander of the Internet and that people aren't running around willey nilley or amuck on the internet.

So please send me money because stuff is expensive!

Now maybe for some reason you don't believe that I Don Smith, full name, Donald George Smith, really is High Commander of the Internet or maybe you think that somebody else is High Commander of the Internet. I say to you, "pashaw," I am High Commander of the Internet. So please send me money stuff is expensive. If you don't have any money to send visit my enchanted picture, touch the screen and receive blessing from the High Commander of the Internet, become prosperous, then visit the tribute page to send money to the High Commander of the Internet.
Now if even after I have told you "pashaw," you do not believe that I am High Commander of the internet ask Jeeves, who is High Commander of the Internet? If you don't believe Jeeves, ask Google, who is High Commander of the Internet? If you still don't believe that I Don Smith, full name Donald George Smith am the High Commander of the Internet, do you Yahoo? Even Bill Gates, will tell you I am High Commander of the Internet.

Now maybe you want to be High Commander of the Internet well you can't. If you think you are the High Commander of the Internet, you are wrong. You can't be High Commander of the Internet because I am, sorry.
Please send money, stuff is expensive
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Thank You, Don Smith, High Commander of the Internet
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