Hi, I am Don Smith, I now declare myself the Righteous Ruler of the Internet...

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Don Smith, The Righteous Ruler of the Internet with his girlfriend.

I am the Righteous Ruler of the Internet and and you are not the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. Why am I, Donald George Smith, the Righteous Ruler of the Internet and you are not?

Welcome and thanks for visiting this the Righteous Ruler of the Internet Proclamation Page. As you may already know my name is Don Smith, full name Donald George Smith. Some people call me Don and some people call me Donald; some people call me Don Smith and some Donald Smith. People do this because when I was born my parents named me Donald George Smith. But now I am Don Smith, the Righteous Ruler of the Net. That is my title Don Smith, the Righteous Ruler of the Net; full title Donald George Smith, the Righteous Ruler of the Internet.

You are probably wondering how was it that I, Donald George Smith, became the Righteous Ruler of the Internet, the exciting story of my rise to fame?

You see when I was young there was no internet so of course there was no Righteous Ruler of the Internet; in fact since there was no internet there was no need for a the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. So when I was young I didn't dream of growing up to be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet and nobody not even my parents or close friends had any idea that one day I would be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. So after there was an internet I looked and saw that there was no Righteous Ruler of the Internet and I said "whooooe," there is no the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. Even Bill Gates or Steve Jobs weren't the Righteous Ruler of the Internet, I guess they were to busy being the masters of money making. I thought to myself "hummm, I must be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. After all the Internet must have an Righteous Ruler otherwise people will run around willy nilly on the internet. So being the hero that I am I decided my self to be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet so people would not run amuck on the internet. So you are now probably very glad that I am the Righteous Ruler of the Internet and that people aren't running around willey nilley or amuck on the internet.

So please send me money because stuff is expensive!

Now maybe for some reason you don't believe that I Don Smith, full name, Donald George Smith, am really the Righteous Ruler of the Internet or maybe you think that somebody else is the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. I say to you, "pashaw," I am the Righteous Ruler of the Internet. So please send me money stuff is expensive. If you don't have any money to send visit my enchanted picture, touch the screen and receive blessing from the Righteous Ruler of the Internet, become prosperous, then visit the tribute page to send money to the Righteous Ruler of the Internet.
Now if even after I have told you "pashaw," you do not believe that I am the Righteous Ruler of the internet ask Jeeves, who is the Righteous Ruler of the Internet? If you don't believe Jeeves, ask Google, who is the Righteous Ruler of the Internet? If you still don't believe that I Don Smith, full name Donald George Smith am the Righteous Ruler of the Internet, do you Yahoo? Even Bill Gates, will tell you I am the Righteous Ruler of the Internet.

Now maybe you want to be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet well you can't. If you think you are the Righteous Ruler of the Internet, you are wrong. You can't be the Righteous Ruler of the Internet because I am, sorry,(end of story).
Please send money, stuff is expensive
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Thank You, Don Smith, the Righteous Ruler of the Internet
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